Every time it gets windy in LA, someone undoubtedly says “It’s the Santa Ana’s again” …like they’re the f*cking weather man! Growing up [in LA – 818 mostly], I remember the Santa Ana Winds only really making their presence known around late Summer; August, September and possibly through the winter. Wikipedia seems to agree with …
I GOT A NEW CAR! As ridiculous as this sounds, when you live in LA, it’s all about your car …or maybe I’m just shallow, but I’d like to blame it on the city. Try to image sitting in your car for an hour to go TEN MILES, and then think about what you’d like …
After two days of crazy, I finally finished my mom’s bouquet on Saturday morning. It was supposed to be professionally done, but on such late notice, the flower shop couldn’t get the flowers I wanted. So I watched this video and got a few tips. It turned out beautiful but I was afraid she wasn’t …
When we watched “What The Bleep” for the first, okay, 100 times, we were most taken by the Japanese scientist (or author?) Masaru Emoto who claims that positive and/or negative words or thoughts affected water and is said to absorb, hold, and even retransmit human feelings and emotions. We were intrigued, to say the least, …
1. Project Runway (season’s over. boo) 2. Rock of Love 3. Ghost Hunters 4. South Park 5. Scrubs (new season starts tonight) 6. NatGeo: Human Footprint (Sunday. excited) 7. The Hills 8. The Daily Show/Colbert Report 9. The Family Guy (I can’t even believe this makes the list)10. a LAKER game trumps any of the …
These two brothers raised a lion from a baby at home in London. When it got too big they released it to an animal preserve in Africa. A year later they returned to try and find it to see how it was doing. They were told by authorities and the wildlife people the lion would …
but seriously, a woman putting her make-up on in the car in front of me THE ENTIRE DRIVE TO WORK, makes me want to RAM my mother’s 93 paint-peeling green Subaru with a Harley sticker on the back, right into the woman’s back bumper, driving that mascara wand directly into her eye ball. …and no, …
“There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why? I dream of things that never were and ask, why not?” – Robert Kennedy
Everyone has a friend at work, right? Mine is Janelle. I would quit the day she quits if she were ever to quit – I wouldn’t stay a day longer. I’m 99% sure she would do the same. However, we have a really great job and we know it so we won’t ever quit. It’s …
I never eat coleslaw. gross. But Alison’s “slaw” is something different and so amazing that I could not stop eating it. mmmm. I’m not sure she wants me to divulge her secret recipe but lemme just say it’s a little carrots, a lot o’cabbage, some mayo, mustard, pepper, salt, and apple cider vinegar AND IT’S …
Yesterday afternoon my mom and I had our second great conversation in a row. I kept insisting that she had to “break it down” and instead of listening to me, she kept laughing and thinking about MC Hammer. To which I replied “Put on your Hammer Pants and Break it down, mom”. Hopefully, she’ll think …
Pep and I spent over an hour yesterday discussing the new Madonna (Justin/Timberland) song 4 Minutes to Save the World. We decided that while it’s good (and super-fun to dance to) it doesn’t seem very Madonna-ish. We also agreed that while she usually is a trend-setter and a leader in most categories, this time it …
